"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce

"If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?"

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."